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Fake cows set to replace real ones at State fair due to bird flu, complete with fake teets and milk.

This is the future that lies ahead.  Due to the bird flu threat, real cows will be replaced with fake ones made out of fiberglass complete with fake rubber teets that shoot out milk!

From the article:

State fair organizers are this year featuring Milkshake and Buttercup, two life-sized fiberglass cows complete with rubber teats and water-filled udders, for a popular milking demo.

The head of the Minnesota State Fair’s Moo Booth came up with a similar work around for its hands-on milking event: a fake dairy cow named Olympia.
Martha Louise stepped down from official royal duties in 2022 to pursue her own business ventures more freely.

“Normally, we’d have a real cow out there,” said Jill Nathe, the fair’s deputy general manager of agriculture and competition. “We just can’t do that right now.”
As avian influenza continues to spread, infecting cattle herds for the first time this year as well as four dairy workers, U.S. state and county fair organizers have been forced to reimagine nostalgic summer traditions long celebrated by city and rural folk alike.

Michigan banned lactating cows from all public exhibitions until the state goes two months without finding an infected herd. With only one state fair per year, the chance has passed for 2024. Michigan last reported a case on Monday.

How fun!

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Fake cows ready for milking at state fairs as bird flu looms

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Hunter
Hunter
2 months ago

theyre just being cow ards

scowie
scowie
2 months ago

Fake cows, all because a fake government forces fake tests on farmers to “find” a fake virus.

eyes
eyes
2 months ago

There’s no virus because those don’t exist. There is, however, an agenda to get you to eat fake all the things and die sooner. This is fulfilling that agenda.

Niko_01
Niko_01
1 month ago

Is there any possibility that this is being done not to cause another pandemic, but to remove farming and substitute it for artificial ways and push vegan/synthetic options?