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Heidi Klum: I ‘Suck’ My Husband Tom Kaulitz’s Blood to Stay Young (www.usmagazine.com)

“Joking” 

Heidi Klum joked about drinking her 32-year-old husband Tom Kaulitz’s blood ‘like a vampire’ — more details

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Larrycoconut
Larrycoconut
2 years ago

Heidi, I compare you to a vampire on the hunt
Ooh, the more I read of you, the stranger you seem, yeah
And now that this weirdness comes to my eyes
I start to hear cries of “you evil c___t”.

marie
marie
2 years ago
Reply to  Larrycoconut

Is this a song or poem? Hm ok let me *kneed* around with that then.

Heidi how desperate your clawing is at Time
Tic
Hurry! Save your skin rotting twisting, line upon line
Ticking
Matching your heart without a beat
Clocked.
Your grotesque struggle, the stealth appointed haggard game, of self anointed ‘elites’.
Heidi
Suck faster than any blood pumps, the clock tic crest creep, sump quick your lumped up fleet
So sorry you will be, you’ll never suck enough to make your waters deep, not you nor your cult will fill or find what ye seek.
A line tells of a time gone by that you steal to cheat through someone else’s bloody beat
(Ticking stops)
What will you do when you end up hollow but whole, with nothing to fill you not even your soul

Hm too easy but rusty was fun enough though.
*=Edited

Last edited 2 years ago by marie
Larrycoconut
Larrycoconut
2 years ago
Reply to  marie

I reworked the first lines of “Kiss from a Rose”, a popular song performed by Heidi’s former paramour Seal.

PiscesMarie
PiscesMarie
2 years ago
Reply to  Larrycoconut

Very creative, I just love the spur of the moment creative stuff

Last edited 2 years ago by marie
PiscesMarie
PiscesMarie
2 years ago
Reply to  Larrycoconut

Oh I thought I would give you one back hah. Well I do only listen to the instrumental version.

frenchtoast2000
frenchtoast2000
2 years ago

At least we know one thing. The vampires always liked the sunlight. It’s the spiritual light that hurts them.

Vievie
Vievie
2 years ago

My husband is 9 years younger than me.

We don’t even think about it, but if anyone were to ask (which they don’t, because (a) I take care of my skin and look youthful, and (b) who would be that rude?), I might say: “Maybe his younger energy rubs off on me!” or: “Well, having a younger husband sure does inspire me to stay healthy and look my best!”

But never in 10 million years would it even occur to me to “joke” about drinking his blood… so even if it’s NOT true, it’s just… weird.

Last edited 2 years ago by vievie
marie
marie
2 years ago
Reply to  Vievie

Just say you know males die earlier so you plan to have more time with him. Women live what 7 or 8 years longer than men… You’re actually lucky to maybe die at the same time.

Jason
Jason
2 years ago
Reply to  marie

this has a lot to do with men suppressing their emotions. really.

Allonzikoi
Allonzikoi
2 years ago
Reply to  Jason

Or could it be because men tend to have a more physical job than women in general ?

Jason
Jason
2 years ago

Like there isn’t anything else to do but read about other people’s lives who aren’t accomplishing anything noble or striving to do great in life. And I don’t mean rap or posing for selfies. why do we bother to read this low vibrational “entertainment”……….indeed. *click on image to read what this is most likely really about. wakey, wakey

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frenchtoast2000
frenchtoast2000
2 years ago
Reply to  Jason

That is true. I recently started to see no point in gossiping about these people when they reveal personal details. They love the energy in feeling of their privacy invaded. Although we know the truth about them we still are helping them with their spiritual vampirism in some way.

Michele
Michele
2 years ago

it’s called prostitution, these people are getting paid to prostitute themselves in order to persuade the masses to prostitute themselves to the spirit behind the nwo, satan/baal. These people are temple prostitutes.

Michele
Michele
2 years ago

does she have a new show coming out for which she needs publicity? has drinking blood become the new marketing ploy?

Vievie
Vievie
2 years ago
Reply to  Michele

Ha! Well it IS easier than producing a trans offspring. 😆