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Jimmy Kimmel Bizarre Skit Monday night Featuring ‘Snuggle Bear’ Sacrificing Children to ‘The Dark Lord’

Why is the left so fixated on killing babies? 

This is what passes for humor on mainstream talk shows in 2022:

Donning a Smokey the Bear costume for the Halloween edition of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” on Monday, Kimmel first introduced a man named Guillermo dressed in a Snuggle Bear costume.

“In case you’re too young to have seen Snuggles, or maybe you just don’t remember, this is the bear that captured America’s hearts and laundry in 1986,” Kimmel explained before kicking off a dark version of the Snuggle commercial.

“Hi, I’m Snuggles,” the adorable bear begins. “Snuggly softness that’s really less expensive. Look! I get towels fluffy, blankets cuddly, even shirts caked with blood.”

At that point, a creepier version of Snuggles takes over.

“It was an accident,” Evil Snuggles giggles. “You know what else is soft? Human flesh. Baby flesh. Wait, where is your baby?”

Snuggles then brandishes a kitchen knife before hovering over a sleeping infant.

“Sshh. Baby’s sleeping in snuggly softness,” the evil bear says as it tucks the child in. “So innocent. So defenseless. The perfect size for a sacrifice. Time to meet your snuggly death.”

“When the dryer’s going, they’ll never hear you scream. The Dark Lord shall be pleased with me.”

“Snuggle brand fabric softener,” the bear concludes, “proudly made…in Hell!! It’s to die for.”

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Ash
Ash
3 months ago

These sick f***s are going to burn in hell!

Casinogirl
Casinogirl
3 months ago

He is a super freak and he keeps getting paid.🤮

Hope
Hope
3 months ago

“Live audience” my arse. That was laughtrack on repeat over and over. They demand normalizing this satanic stuff. It’s disgusting. My brain labelled Kimmel a child abuser from moment one, because he first thing I ever saw from him was “how to prank your children” and people were actually being horrible to their children then sending it in “for a laugh”. Since then the Kimmel and crew rabbit hole just gets worse and worse.

LarryCoconut
LarryCoconut
3 months ago

I keep getting stuck on older Hollywood every time I see one of these posts about some weirdo in that sphere of filth.
Jimmy clearly has something going on. What about prior Tonight Show hosts like Leno or Carson? I would not be surprised about Letterman, considering his new interview gig.

Carson was the host for a very long time, and is still sort of lauded as the best late night show host. Anyone know if there is anything of the typical Hollywood ritual/nonsense around him?

lgageharleya
lgageharleya
3 months ago

If you reverse Kimmel’s name and search it, you’ll see a lot of references/pics of Lamia.

Searched that, and found this: Lamia, one of the lesser-known demons in Greek mythology, is a bit of a shapeshifter.

Known as a female demon who devoured children, Lamia was portrayed in Greek playwright Aristophanes’ fifth-century B.C. comedy “Peace.”

She was a queen of what is now Libya who was beloved by Zeus, the greatest of all Greek gods. When Zeus’ wife Hera robbed her of her children from this union, Lamia went on a killing spree, destroying every child she could lure into her power. Athenian mothers were even known to use her as a threat to frighten children who were misbehaving.

Flavius Philostratus, in his work titled “Life of Apollonius of Tyana,” described Lamia as a “fiend.” In his retelling, she was a beautiful woman who seduced young men in order to devour them.

Other tales of Greek mythology represent her as a woman with paws, scales, and male genitalia—or even as a swarm of multiple monsters that resemble vampires.

Regardless of which account one reads, Lamia’s overarching evil power remains the same: She steals and eats children. 

Cristina
Cristina
3 months ago

They are not even hiding anymore. Maybe it’s part of their agenda to let people know what they are doing so that they see how huge and overwelming this sick thing is and give up fighting. When they laugh about it in your face and show you you can’t do a thing about it it gets one step closer to normalizing it. Or,… they are exposing what they are doing so that we become so outraged and willing to stop this abomination that we become more easyly seduced by the “saviour”. The one “able” to stop it. The antichrist.
I also believe they need to show it because it is essential for people to have awareness. Only so can they lose their soul, by recognizing evil and accepting it. watching movies with pedos, listening to satanic music, consuming their goods because hey, without all these, life’s no fun.

frenchtoast2000
frenchtoast2000
3 months ago
Reply to  Cristina

Exactly. It’s complete psychological manipulation on how they do it. And then on the news they demonize and label us who actually do believe it. My mom has the news on nonstop. I see exactly how they talk about us. She even asked me if I believe in it and I basically just said it’s a black magic thing since I knew she wouldn’t be able to comprehend explaining it to her since she couldn’t even comprehend me saying that there are elite rich people who meet in secret societies to discuss how to control our society. I’m pretty sure she already has it normalized in her head now considering she does watch Kimmel and Saturday Night Live and loves horror movies specifically demonic possession ones and couples having demonic babies.

Last edited 3 months ago by frenchtoast2000
john
john
3 months ago

the left? the right? both are just the twofaces of the same monster. thye are evn pretending to give people a choice when either choice destroys the people who vote for them, in one way or another. they are both spawns of the same devil.

Cristina
Cristina
3 months ago
Reply to  john

Agree!