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Second death confirmation rocks 2022 Comrades: 'Two deaths are two too many' | Sport (www.news24.com)

The Comrades Marathon has been rocked by another tragedy of a participant who died while taking part in Sunday’s down-run.

Two died. SEVENTY FOUR had to be hospitalized following this single event. 

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anon
anon
1 month ago

Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie, Takes his tests and wears his maskies. Still got Covid, every strain. Got spike protein in his brains. Got the VAIDS at 24, “Dr. Fauci, gimme more!” Had a stroke at 25, “Thank Moderna I’m alive!” Swollen heart at 26, Prayed to Pfizer for a fix. Died of SADS at 27, Somehow thought he’d get to heaven. Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie, Took his clot shots, wore his maskies. Obituary headline noted: “Anti-Vaxxer Dies of Covid.”

Vaxxie, vaxxie, so obsessed, Wore your mask and took your tests. Still got COVID, every strain, Spike proteins inside your brain. Short of breath at 24, “Dr. Fauci, gimmie more!” Proteins tangle and misfold, Amyloidosis taking hold. Swollen heart at 25, “Thank Moderna I’m alive!” There’s no cure for microclot, Getting worse with every shot. Heart attack at 26, Prayed to Pfizer for a fix. Vaxxie, vaxxie, death is lurking, Doctor says, “that means it’s working.” Died of SADS at 27, All good vaxxies go to heaven. Obituary headline noted: “Anti-Vaxxer Dies of COVID.” His family is quite upset, But they’re alive, at least on net. And, they say, “it’s for the better,” Without the vax “he would be deader.”

Kat
Kat
1 month ago
Reply to  anon

That’s very clever

A E
A E
1 month ago
Reply to  anon

That finished strong. Nice work.

Simon Dennis
Simon Dennis
1 month ago
Reply to  anon

This is utterly delightful!!

Lori
Lori
1 month ago
Reply to  anon

If only Edward Gorey could illustrate this…

randall
randall
1 month ago

Impressive and apropos!