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Burger 'that tastes like human flesh' despite being vegan wins top award (www.mirror.co.uk)

If you’ve ever hankered after the taste of human flesh, now you can sample it in the form of an all-new plant-based burger that claims to perfectly replicate the taste and texture of human meat

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Hannah
Hannah
4 months ago

Can they enlighten us on how they know what human flesh tastes like?

presbyopia
presbyopia
4 months ago
Reply to  Hannah

That was my first question.

Iliketrees
Iliketrees
4 months ago

That’s because it IS human flesh. The ladies doing the Fall of the cabal series did a very interesting episode on these “no meat” burgers and it very suspiciously looks like they are not at all fake meat and are using aborted babies in some capacity.

frenchtoast2000
frenchtoast2000
4 months ago
Reply to  Iliketrees

Exactly. We all know what a real bean burger looks like. Plus I remember a cook I watch on YouTube tell the truth about the plant burger. After showing how he cooked it. He took a bite of it on camera and said it was disgusting.

Steven Casteel
Steven Casteel
4 months ago
Reply to  Iliketrees

Or it’s just edgy entrepreneurs who know how to make something that articles can put in their clickbait headlines and thus gain momentum. A clever way to stand out against all the other “I can’t believe it’s not meat” startups lately.

A E
A E
4 months ago

I can easily imagine some vegans who are in it for the “morality” claiming that eating human flesh is righteous, because you’re eating the apex predators.

PapaZhan
PapaZhan
4 months ago

This post coming shortly after the post about the ginormous robotic meat processing facility in South Dakota starts to put images in my mind that are not pleasant at all…