In today’s craziest PR stunt – Feminine care brand Intimina just launched a new ‘uterus-shaped’ cereal in hopes of normalizing periods.
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NO THANKS: 'Uterus-Shaped' Cereal Launches To 'Normalize' Period Talk (bigleaguepolitics.com)
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Well this looks fun for the kids on Saturday morning…(eye-roll)
More like make people imagine they’re eating menstrual blood.
They also look like little goat heads. There is an additional nasty connotation, followers of Aleister Crowley’s Thelema eat cakes of light, black mass anti-communion wafers with bodily fluids baked in. It is a very ancient tantric practice to eat secretions and excretions to gain magical power.
Can’t wait for the poop shaped cereal that turns the milk brown so we can normalize talking about poop at the breakfast table. Meal time is the best time to discuss bodily excretions. Hey mom — look! This jelly on my toast looks exactly like what was in my pad this morning! And this nutella spread looks like what was in baby Jim’s diaper. Yeah, that’s just what we need.
I mean, if you were a sellout, you probably have a million dollar idea right there. Poop emoji chocolate cereal. Sorry, but, lol 😀
How goofy
A lovely introduction to cannibalism