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Amazon has a Christian inspired ouija board listed

Amazon has quite a blasphemous item listed for sale for only $19.95!  Get them while they are hot!

Jokes aside this thing is extremely blasphemous.  Not only does it show God in front of the spirit board but he is also depicted as doing the “as above, so below” baphomet hand gestures.

If you also pay close attention to the lower hand, the cross is inverted.  It makes an insane claim of being able to communicate with Jesus Christ himself.  Another thing I noticed is how they made God simian, almost cave-man like.

This is obviously for satanists by satanists.

You can see the item for yourself here.

What do you think?

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Fleurdamour
Fleurdamour
11 days ago

Who knows what you would end up talking to if you used that thing.

Wowjustwow
Wowjustwow
11 days ago
Reply to  Fleurdamour

Jeff Bezos’ lazy eye

Fleurdamour
Fleurdamour
11 days ago
Reply to  Wowjustwow

Amazon’s original name was Cadabra, adapted from the magical term.

Realwoman
Realwoman
11 days ago
Reply to  Fleurdamour

You’ll talk to Cheeto puff and Melania!

Morado Floyd
Morado Floyd
11 days ago

As above, so below.

mechanical
mechanical
11 days ago

I’ve watched way too many videos on youtube about Ouija boards to know that I absolutely never ever will touch one. Ofc some of the videos might be fake, but there’s no way for all of them to be fake.

Just don’t summon things you don’t know how to banish, period. Otherwise you risk opening yourself up to snakes that you can’t even see. And a christian-themed design will not save you from them.

Wowjustwow
Wowjustwow
11 days ago
Reply to  mechanical

I’ve heard more than once that the boards scream when burned. Spooky!

marie
marie
10 days ago
Reply to  Wowjustwow

One screamed in my family when it was getting burnt. It was after a horror of a family historical hell that happened, people died. Proceed with more than caution, anything can come through if you don’t get a dud or a certain type of person is in the room which they usually ask you leave the house for the board to work. It’s not worth the gamble.

JordanChase
JordanChase
11 days ago
Reply to  mechanical

“There’s no way for all of them to be fake” is really bad logic. YouTube is not the place to go to for accurate accounts of real life and Chinese manufactured, mass produced toys made from cardboard and plastic don’t summon demons.

Fleurdamour
Fleurdamour
11 days ago
Reply to  JordanChase

Honestly, in the modern era, cheap mass produced plastic toys are just about EXACTLY what I would expect to summon demons.

mechanical
mechanical
11 days ago
Reply to  JordanChase

I’m afraid that’s exactly how many people get into trouble – they don’t take it seriously. They treat it like a parlour trick and then it’s too late and something is in their house making their home unlivable.

Ouija boards are dangerous precisely because they look so unassuming. They keep you thinking – is it real? Is it not?

But in any case – you’re way better of if you don’t touch it. If it is real, you’ve dodged a supernatural bullet. If it is not real, you missed nothing.

marie
marie
10 days ago
Reply to  JordanChase

You don’t know what rituals they do over those boards, it doesn’t matter what it’s made of. It could be water
Youtube.com/watch?v=cksh3Z9OORc

JordanChase
JordanChase
10 days ago
Reply to  marie

You think there’s a sweatshop worker at the end of the production line performing rituals over ouija boards?

Fleurdamour
Fleurdamour
10 days ago
Reply to  JordanChase

I think you would only need one executive in corporate.

GatesSmasher
GatesSmasher
10 days ago

Just a few weeks ago, I was instructing my children about the dangers of these ancient tools of gateway ritual that are now sold by Hasbro marketed to tweens as a thrilling party game.
I told them to have nothing to do with these evil trinkets.
And now here we see this b*****d clone marketed to people in the church who don’t know which way is up.
I guess the same church leaders who closed down their physical gatherings in compliance with the protocols of Event 201 will order this abomination from Amazon for their churches to use at their next revival event.
Induces vomiting.

crisspf
crisspf
9 days ago

Blasphemious on so many levels! This is witchcraft whether it says Oija on it or anything else. God cannot be approached by using magic tricks, but through hard work, with humility and prayer.

Sherrie
Sherrie
19 hours ago

Christians are just quicker to forgive and forget than the radical groups. It’s why so many still backing Trump. Like Jan 6 never happened.

Remember this: you will not be speaking to Jesus or angels even if the board says they are either. Neither will you find your dead relative.

You will contact demonic entities or you will contact nothing. It just depends on faith or lack of it. Your location during use and God allowing you to make such contacts.

Freewill is a curse I tell ya

Last edited 19 hours ago by Sherrie