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Justin’s bawdy swinger parents, the PM and his First Lady, flew to the Caribbean on an official state visit.

They decided to take a little trip to an unnamed island and asked the press for privacy, perhaps because they planned something illicit.

They returned home and soon it was announced that the First Lady had a bun in her oven, not a biskit.

Nine months passed and little Justin came to be and before long his appearance came to strongly resemble a certain Caribbean dictator, in that archipelago his free-lovin mom and dad did visit.

As the years passed Justin came to look nothing like his father but the strong resemblance to that one dictator, by the name of Fidel, remained though all his years to this very day. Could it be that the Trudeu’s visited Cuba and Fidel and he Justin’s slutty mother did lay? It sure does look a lot like it went down that way.