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This is episode 1 which doesn’t mention him much and is more about the build up to when it does:
A. Episode 1
B. Then this is the second one: Episode 2
“Harv” apparently has the philosopher’s stone the league is looking for. Wonderwoman is aghast that he used the stone to wish for wealth, fame and women while he is trying to seduce her in his bedroom.
He ends up being turned into a giant worm by the witch Morgan who is after the stone and gets inadvertently beaten up by wonderwoman.
It’s eerie how this was done 15 years before he got what was coming.
Imagine if Warner Bros Animation produced a sequel to this show today.
Wonderwoman would be a man in panties, Batman would be involved romantically in a completely inappropriate and sexually abusive relationship with Robin that would be portrayed as completely normal and healthy to all TV-watching children, Superman would be a butch woman with skin grafts in weird places who is no longer bothered by Kryptonite, but cannot tolerate anyone speaking freely about Jesus or the Bible ever since he/she started volunteering at the Afterschool Satan Club.
The Flash runs a race for charity and all proceeds go to the World Health Organization to build 15-minute cities for “people who are slower than the Flash.” Afterward he convinces the Mayor of his city to extend the month of June until December so that he can run in a Pride parade that lasts until New Year’s Eve. Then for a New Year celebration the Flash gets involved romantically in a completely inappropriate relationship with Gorilla Grodd, which is portrayed in such a way as to show TV-watching children that b********y is normal and healthy.
Green Lantern is now just an AI construct in a ring that is stored on peoples’ doorbells, so that the Lantern Corps can now police outer space from citizens’ front porches to ensure that we stand a chance against the climate crisis. Also Green Lantern’s ring is now rainbowed instead of just green, in case people thought he was anti-Pride, and if there’s no lantern batteries around, his rainbow ring can simply be charged alongside any Tesla after all gas stations have been sent to another dimension in order to prevent our climate from burning up forever causing the Earth to flood.
The Martian is just plain old regular gay, because on Mars folks are enlightened like that to know that the best sexuality is the kind that never ever produces any children for a new generation and may or may not spread cases of Monkeypox that can be treated easily with the newest mRNA vaccines, which helps even further in addition to not reproducing with the serious overpopulation problem that’s disturbing Earth’s climate.
Hawkgirl has now been cancelled and her Twitter account has been suspended.
This is because she carries an electric mace, and this was seen as an act of micro-aggression against Antifa. And also the folks at the Flash’s extended Pride parade didn’t like it too much either because Antifa let them put their rainbow flag up on their manifesto, so Hawkgirl had to go. Her Latino accent was not enough to save her. She is given a bed inside the Chicago airport alongside border-crossing migrants with US scholarships, and her electric mace is donated by the US government to support Ukraine’s efforts against that nasty nasty Russia who is definitely so much worse than Zelensky because Kamala Harris will explain why. Also, Kamala will now become the new Hawkgirl, because now with her new bird wings she will be able to empower young girls when they watch her fly with her bird wings to the moon. To find out if there are any school buses there.
That is a hit sequel for the modern age.
DC Comics, are you listening? How have you not hired me yet? You were trying to figure out your newest Crisis on Infinite Who Cares event…I’ve got you covered.
Your new golden boy Jimmy Gunn is out there bragging about all the inappropriate things he does with kids while the media and Hollywood celebs covers for him.
After he has diddled and desecrated every child you once hoped would show up to read your Pride Special on Free Comic Book Day, and they all end up broken in Arkham instead, maybe you’ll hire a man instead of an un-wiped monkey to do your writing.
Most of what you said rings true but promoting Russian ai propaganda just ruins everything
You’ll have to educate me on the Russian connection to AI John. Do they have that market cornered instead of Musk, Gates, and Zuckerberg, like we are led to believe?