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Gisele Bündchen, Self-Professed “Witch of Love,” Talks About It All (www.vanityfair.com)

If Gisele Bündchen is a witch, she’s a good witch. 

The supermodel is conjuring her mystical, much-TikTokked-about powers at 7:30 on a recent Friday morning in her “bedroom”—a minimalist casita in the shadow of her towering main house, perched high among the dense palm treetops of Costa Rica’s Nicoya Peninsula—where she is cupping a wounded bird.

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lgageharleya
lgageharleya
1 year ago

This article was an incredible load of white witch propaganda, I read it yesterday. Reads very much like a screenplay for another “Enchanted” movie, but Brazilian and always without pants.
She says she wants to be a superhero (despite being tired of starring “in other people’s movies”) and what Giselle wants, Giselle seems to get, so we’ll see what that’s predicting soon enough, I suppose.

Buddhaboy19
Buddhaboy19
1 year ago

T****y?

G B
G B
1 year ago
Reply to  Buddhaboy19

100%

Search for the video of her dancing at the Super Bowl. That’s a male body.

stevencasteel
stevencasteel
1 year ago

That’s a pretty masculine skull. Also,

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Rosey
Rosey
1 year ago
Reply to  stevencasteel

Nah.

frenchtoast2000
frenchtoast2000
1 year ago
Reply to  stevencasteel

People always speculated that she was born a boy.

crisspf
crisspf
1 year ago

At least this one is a man. Adonis belt. 100% man!

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Crazy Bear
Crazy Bear
1 year ago

Darryl Hannah, Uma Thurman, Ellen DeGeneres, Jaime Lee Curtis, Meryl Streep,
Jessica Lange, Miley Cyrus (justin bieber twin brother), Glenn Close, Brigitte Nelson, there’s plenty more.
They been doing this since the late 40’s .

Marcos from Brazil
Marcos from Brazil
1 year ago
Reply to  stevencasteel

Hahaha BS

Rosey
Rosey
1 year ago

You don’t see the next bit where she tips it’s head off with her teeth.

frenchtoast2000
frenchtoast2000
1 year ago
Reply to  Rosey

I was thinking she drains some of their blood before she “fixes” them. It also makes you think the reason why there are so many wounded animals around the area she lives in is because the demons she conjures are physically harming them and after she does magic on them they end up finally being killed by the demons. Or the animals weren’t wounded at all before having targets put on them.

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marie
marie
1 year ago

Her ‘powers’ are reiki? Haha! I really hope she was joking. We don’t need witch hunts on anyone who can actually use the power of healing through the creator or using herbs to heal ailments etc. again, they already wiped out entire cities and thousands of herbalists or blessed people ‘good witches’ all over Europe and the u.s. and it’s still happening in some places. Now they take this term for something new age old age gift shop trinket stuff vs demon stuff. The whole witch hunt was brought on by satanists pretending to be following the creator then the satanists called themselves witches after killing the first ‘witches’. As far as her supposed reiki powers…The poor bird hit her window and was passed out. Water helped wake it up. You don’t have to be a ‘witch’ to talk to animals, anyone can communicate with them, rocks were the creators invention to assist us, figurines don’t hold powers or make you a herbalist, blessed person, or even a demonically controlled person. The question of this is which witch, is which…the opposite conflicting terms and taking identity isn’t new though.

Theylie
Theylie
1 year ago
Reply to  marie

Reiki is a practice that summons “healing” from “spirit guides” aka demons ” with sigils drawn over people’s bodies. There is nothing innocent about that.

crisspf
crisspf
1 year ago
Reply to  Theylie

True!

Bernardo
Bernardo
1 year ago

She is from the south of Brazil where there is a lot of occultism and white magic.

Marcos from Brazil
Marcos from Brazil
1 year ago
Reply to  Bernardo

BS Its a conservative part of the country, a lot of protestants.
Her parents are salt of the earth country people.
She learned everything abroad.