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marie
marie
1 month ago

On the monster cans is the number 666 in Hebrew

JimBooney
JimBooney
1 month ago

Monster has the same PRAL as limes and only a little lower than blueberries. You shouldn’t drink Monster because you don’t need sugar and caffeine in your diet, not because of the acidity level. Very acidic foods or drinks are absolutely fine as part of a balanced diet.

flipthepyramid
flipthepyramid
1 month ago
Reply to  JimBooney

But you don’t chug down whole soda cans worth of lime or blueberries, do you?

Last edited 1 month ago by flipthepyramid
ibelieve
ibelieve
1 month ago
Reply to  JimBooney

what about the Monster symbol translating into 666

lgageharleya
lgageharleya
1 month ago
Reply to  JimBooney

They can be if your body is in balance, but most moderns are highly acidic, which is one reason why cancers and other problems are on the rise. All these organisms exist within our bodies, usually in check, as the “clean up crew”, but as the host weakens, they must proliferate, because the body is “junkier”.

art guerrilla
art guerrilla
1 month ago

would we know if aliens lied
stammer and look all shifty-eyed
look away and not meet our gaze
do jedi tricks with mental rays
.
and just what does a thought connote
can we somehow fact check their quotes
what galactic authority
could we ask for some surety
.
don’t bother trying to ask snopes
no truth from those dissembling dopes
what if they’re alien outlaws
beings with psychopathic flaws
.
a**l probes without permission
and abduct without volition
aliens do criminal acts
but their law enforcement is lax
.
if human perps they’d be in jail
but aliens always jump bail
once they abscond in their space ship
no way our cops can make that trip
.
these space visitors are scofflaws
a factoid that should give you pause
but these space pervs get a free pass
when they kidnap and probe our a*s
.
The Worlds Most Dangerous Poet

Yowza
Yowza
1 month ago
Reply to  art guerrilla

Ok buddy that’s quite enough of your stoned ramblings.

art guerrilla
art guerrilla
1 month ago
Reply to  Yowza

1. how many sockpuppets you got ?
2. what do you have against The Kind, and why would you be so insistent on using it as a lame insult, fuzz, er, yowza ?
3. my stoned ramblings are more insightful than your moralizing nothingburgers, what does that say about YOU, fu-, er, yowzie…
4. i don’t think you have any useful contributions to make, prove me wrong, fuz-, er, yowler, i mean…
5. begone, besides your cowardly downvoting, you have no power, no ratiocination, no nothing but your own petty pique…

Fart gorilla
Fart gorilla
1 month ago
Reply to  art guerrilla

Imagine getting high and all you can come up with is this terrible poetry. You are a living anti drug ad my dude.

flipthepyramid
flipthepyramid
1 month ago
Reply to  art guerrilla

I’m more inclined to believe they’re demons or possibly H**o Capensis, which I find to be an intriguing and seemingly credible theory.

flipthepyramid
flipthepyramid
1 month ago
Reply to  flipthepyramid

Here’s a picture of Yale’s Skull and Bones fraternity/secret society in 1904 (some of the architects of the horrors of the first half of 20th century, no doubt.) Take a look at them and tell me they don’t look off. To me, their heads and faces don’t look quite human. And their identical dark, hateful, evil stares are bone chilling even in a photograph.comment image

AvenueG
AvenueG
1 month ago
Reply to  flipthepyramid

Why does the fourth guy from the left look like a baby faced Tom Cruise?

Last edited 1 month ago by AvenueG
lgageharleya
lgageharleya
1 month ago
Reply to  flipthepyramid

Several guys by the clock look like they’re restraining mirth.

flipthepyramid
flipthepyramid
1 month ago

I believe Coca Cola is also very acidic. These drinks harm our gut flora which weakens our immune systems, impairs digestion and makes us more susceptible to inflammation. This makes it much more likely for us to get sick from infections and much more likely for us to develop chronic illnesses and cancer as well as to develop dietary intolerances such as gluten intolerance. It should be completely avoided and pro-biotics should be consumed to repair damage from consumption of it. Pro-biotics is needed otherwise as well as we are frequently subjected to other agents which harm gut flora such as the toxic chemicals called Glyphosates which are part of some commonly used herbicides.

Kiki
Kiki
1 month ago
Reply to  flipthepyramid

There’s a video on YouTube of a man dipping a penny in a glass of soda and the penny changes colour.

Imagine what that does to your insides? 😣

crisspf
crisspf
1 month ago
Reply to  Kiki

I did it myself when trying to convince my stubborn brother he was ruining his already sick kidneys. I put some meat in a glass filled with coke and allowed it to rest. the meat started to disintegrate. Imagine the damage one that drinks liters of coke every day does to his gut and kidneys.

also did the rust experiment with coke. worked better than bleachers on my enameled surfaces.

Whistle
Whistle
1 month ago
Reply to  flipthepyramid

My grandfather used to de-rust his old nails and tools with cola, never drank it and always told us this story when he saw us drink it. Seen him do it. It works marvelous.
Toilet-pots : cheap cola overnight soaking, rinse and begone calcium and dirt. Some bicarb makes it foam real nice.

Smazzy
Smazzy
1 month ago

When a drink is labeled “Liquid Death,” that should be enough to know that you shouldn’t drink it.

Lee
Lee
1 month ago
Reply to  Smazzy

Is Liquid Death an energy drink? I thought it was some sort of sparkling water. Anyway I’ve only seen it in passing, I’m not going to buy something so blatantly ridiculous.

marie
marie
1 month ago
Reply to  Lee
marie
marie
1 month ago

Yet it is now illegal to grow foods and possession is the same as a drug in Philadelphia. It’s also banned to work on cars 15 years old or older in the UK but drinking demons and 666 monsters are fine